A poor Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) Traffic Enforcer was mauled many days ago by 2 pigs. Nope, it's not a couple of cops or swines that attacked the hapless guy; it's a couple of big, fat, porky SOBs named Robert Blair Carabuena and his brother whose name I'll never wanna know. Now, before big or fat folks out there start ganging up on me for calling these 2 fatsos as pigs; I must admit that I'm over-sized too. Lol. Well, Robert Carabuena looked like a pig and I bet he smelled like a stinking boar too; but what's really worse is the way he acted that day. He was worse than a wild hog by berating, slapping and lambasting that MMDA enforcer named Saturnino Fabros.
It all started when Fabros was directing traffic and the 2 assholes brothers named Carabuena inside a green Volvo decided to disobey the traffic enforcer and proceeded on despite being told or signaled to stop. It was an intersection which was getting quickly clogged with traffic so the MMDA guy was trying his best and his duty to ease the traffic jam. But "Fatso Road King" Carabuena and his gang won't have any of that traffic aide crap, he was in a hurry go get home fast so he drove on. Maybe he doesn't want to miss his daily ration of swine feed!
Understandably, the MMDA enforcer asked Carabuena why they disobeyed him. That question irked the Carabuena brothers and they both got out of their car and started ganging up on the skinny and helpless traffic enforcer. The 2 pork chops pushed, slapped and shouted invective at Fabros. Luckily, a TV5 camera crew were also stuck in that traffic jam and witnessed the whole incident and got everything on camera. The 2 porkies noticed that they were being filmed so they suddenly stopped abusing the enforcer and drove off.
Th footage was aired on TV and uploaded on YouTube and the rest is history. MMDA Enforcer Saturnino Fabros is now considered a hero for being manhandled while performing his duties and the 2 Carabuena swines are now world famous for acting like assholes and asswipes! A lot of people who saw the video urged the vigilante groups to hunt down the fat thugs. Others suggested that that the 2 fatsos be fed alive to "Lolong", the giant crocodile that was captured here in our country. Well, I couldn't agree more to these various suggestions.
So I'm calling on the Alex Boncayao Brigade (ABB) of the New People's Army (NPA) and the equally deadly "Sparrow Unit" of the Communist Party of the Philippines (CPP-NPA) if they still exist; to catch these 2 porky brothers and teach them a lesson or two about respecting the poor, uneducated and lowly folks. No, the ABB or Sparrow Unit don't have to gun down these two assholes, they can just kidnap them for a few weeks and feed them pigshit all day long and then maybe they will both learn the virtues of humility and lose a lot of fat in the process. Lol. Yup, the best way to teach these 2 swines a good lesson of humbleness is to make them at pigshit!!!
It all started when Fabros was directing traffic and the 2 assholes brothers named Carabuena inside a green Volvo decided to disobey the traffic enforcer and proceeded on despite being told or signaled to stop. It was an intersection which was getting quickly clogged with traffic so the MMDA guy was trying his best and his duty to ease the traffic jam. But "Fatso Road King" Carabuena and his gang won't have any of that traffic aide crap, he was in a hurry go get home fast so he drove on. Maybe he doesn't want to miss his daily ration of swine feed!
Understandably, the MMDA enforcer asked Carabuena why they disobeyed him. That question irked the Carabuena brothers and they both got out of their car and started ganging up on the skinny and helpless traffic enforcer. The 2 pork chops pushed, slapped and shouted invective at Fabros. Luckily, a TV5 camera crew were also stuck in that traffic jam and witnessed the whole incident and got everything on camera. The 2 porkies noticed that they were being filmed so they suddenly stopped abusing the enforcer and drove off.
Th footage was aired on TV and uploaded on YouTube and the rest is history. MMDA Enforcer Saturnino Fabros is now considered a hero for being manhandled while performing his duties and the 2 Carabuena swines are now world famous for acting like assholes and asswipes! A lot of people who saw the video urged the vigilante groups to hunt down the fat thugs. Others suggested that that the 2 fatsos be fed alive to "Lolong", the giant crocodile that was captured here in our country. Well, I couldn't agree more to these various suggestions.
So I'm calling on the Alex Boncayao Brigade (ABB) of the New People's Army (NPA) and the equally deadly "Sparrow Unit" of the Communist Party of the Philippines (CPP-NPA) if they still exist; to catch these 2 porky brothers and teach them a lesson or two about respecting the poor, uneducated and lowly folks. No, the ABB or Sparrow Unit don't have to gun down these two assholes, they can just kidnap them for a few weeks and feed them pigshit all day long and then maybe they will both learn the virtues of humility and lose a lot of fat in the process. Lol. Yup, the best way to teach these 2 swines a good lesson of humbleness is to make them at pigshit!!!
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