BIR Wants Everybody to Pay Taxes Honestly.

     The Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR), more popularly known as Bigay Ikaw Regalo (Give Me a Gift) because of being infested with the most corrupt employees and personnel recently warned the public about cheating in the payment of taxes. The BIR said it is now targeting the self-employed professionals like doctors and lawyers who usually lie about their actual income.

                                                                                                                                                

   The Tax Collecting Scumbags cautioned the millions of Filipino taxpayers about cheating on their taxes since they could be arrested and thrown in jail. Pay up honestly or end up in the slammer, that’s what the BIR wants us to keep in mind. The BIR Commissioner said that it is duty of every citizen to pay the right amount of taxes. All Filipinos should to their fair share and help our Government achieve its targeted revenue collection.

     Wow! Do you believe the shitheads that run this country? They steal our taxes, lie to our faces, mess up our lives and yet they tell us to be honest in paying our taxes or end up in jail! Do you believe these rip-offs? I mean, why should ordinary people like us pay the correct taxes when we know that the swindlers and con-men in Government would end up pocketing it for their own use?

  

     When I say swindlers and con-men in Government, I mean from the lowest Barangay Captain and Kagawads, the Mayor, Vice-Mayor and the Councilors, the Governors, Vice-Governors, Congressmen and Senators and all the way up to the Presidency; plus all the Employees and Personnel of the various Government Agencies. They will all steal, pocket and swindle our taxes in their own devious ways.

If the Government wants us to be honest citizens then they should set a good example and be honest Government workers or leaders. If the scumbags in Government will stop stealing our taxes then the people will be happy to pay their correct taxes because they know that every cent of it will benefit the country and its citizenry. Stop screwing us and we’ll stop screwing you too. Keep stealing our taxes and we will keep cheating on our revenue obligations too. It’s that simple you stupid assholes!!!