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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Pregnant Woman Operates and Performs a C-Section on Herself!!!

     A pregnant woman opened up her own abdomen to get her unborn baby out. Yup, this weird woman used an ordinary kitchen knife to slice her gut open and performed a Cesarean Section on herself in her home and then sewed up her wounds using ordinary needles and threads! Whew! people are really sicker and sicker each day!

     The cops arrested the woman and brought her to the nearest hospital for treatment. The doctors were shocked at what she did, cutting herself open and stitching herself up with ordinary needles and threads. What is this, embroidery and needlepoint 101? I wonder if she used any form of anesthesia to dull the pain or did she just took a big swag on a bottle of whiskey or gin, held the knife over hot coals to disinfect it and then started cutting herself up. You know, just like the way they do it at the movies?

     The cops later found out that she was a Midwife by profession and she's married to an Overseas Filipino Worker (OFW) working in Europe. She was probably screwing around while her husband was working his ass off in Europe to support her and she reciprocates his efforts by crapping on his head. This is not unusual here in the Philippines, most OFWs get cheated on by their husbands or wives while they are working abroad. Some OFWs also cheat on their spouses while they are in other countries, I guess that's what you get for leaving your spouse to earn money overseas.

     The baby was later found buried in a nearby vacant lot and the cops are having it autopsied to find out if it died to the C-Section or it was dead long before it was taken out. The crazy bitch is now facing Abortion and Infanticide charges and when her husband comes home from Europe due to the Recession, she'll face more problems.

     She's a Midwife but haven't she heard of condoms and other contraceptives to prevent herself from getting knocked-out? If she had used contraceptives before she started humping other men after her husband left for Europe then she wouldn't have gotten herself pregnant in the first place. Then she doesn't have to slice her own gut to get that baby out. I'm not condoning people who cheat on their spouses but I am against any form of abortion so it's better to use contraceptives from the get go than terminating an unwanted pregnancy later on. Some people are really horny but also really dumb and stupid....

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